we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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