Midget sex pt 2 tonight
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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