I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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