he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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