You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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