Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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