i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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