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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father

(973): View more from New Jersey

i think girls just don't want to fuck you

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(702): View more from Nevada

sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.

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(415): View more from California

MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"

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(303): View more from Colorado

The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.

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