new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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