Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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