i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
