Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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