I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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