wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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