S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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