That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I am never drinking with the goths again.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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