just come out here and I will go home with you...
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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