If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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