So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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