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she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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