sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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