Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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