He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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