I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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