Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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