When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i dont even know how to be here
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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