Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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