I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
