Your tits are I can't wait for
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
