I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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