Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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