You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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