If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
