Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
they're like a gay fantastic four
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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