just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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