Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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