Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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