ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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