Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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