NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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