did you get engaged???
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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