just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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