It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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