You work out of a Hotel?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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