I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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