This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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