so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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