butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I haven't been this sober since birth.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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