real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Pants 0. Shit 1.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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