I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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