By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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