butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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