all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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