I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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